Spanking that ass like a big drum
What fun that can be
Rhythmically
"Getting her done"
As a percussionist and a provider
I found this poem from a old friend of mines
HOT!
So I wanted to stop
And post it here
So you may find him there
If you care
Spank
by Vince Vanguard Vainglorious
Whenever I hold the double bongos, I can’t resist playing
I love to hear that sound
I can’t wait to get started and sometimes must be told to stop
It’s such a beautiful instrument, round and firm with its beautiful skin stretched ever so tight
My hand vigorously strikes one side repeatedly until its time to strike the other
Sometimes I am inspired to improvise and play both sides at one time
It’s more about the technique than the actual melody
Remember the drummer’s main duty is to keep the beat
The drummer’s inspiration must always be the rhythm
To keep the drum in good working order, it is best not to bang it too hard
It is suggested that you oil the drum well to improve its condition
Even a fine well made tight drum can only take so much banging
There’s an art to beating the drums well
You must strike the skin firmly but not too hard
On occasion though your accompanist may request you beat the drum harder
Such a request is rare, so when offered the chance you must oblige
Like all fine instruments good drums are all delicate and each quite different
The smaller brown ones can produce an excellent honey sweet tone
Their smooth shiny skin is a pleasure for the eyes and a treat for the ears
Personally I prefer the larger deep dark tight firm round ones with an earthy tone
They inspire a primal emotion in me that reminds me of real African Drums
If you select one of a lighter hue, you may need to oil it well so as not to bruise the skin
The light ones come in many sizes like the others, but may require a higher level of maintenance
Playing the drums is a special talent and requires the right amount of skill and restraint
Not everyone will be pleased with the results or able to appreciate your talent
Learning to play can be a noisy and painful undertaking,
so it is suggested that you request permission before starting.
If you learn your craft and do the job well though,
a good time will be had by all and you will be rewarded with tears of joy
Spank by Vince Vanguard Vainglorious
© Copyright 2006. All rights reserved. No portion of this work may be duplicated or copied without the expressed written consent of the author.
We go way back
I sold him a couch back in the day
A loud green sleeper
And
He just got rid of it damn near 15 years later
*blank stare*
I would have bought it back
*wicked grin*
But what also humbles me as I write this post
Is how many other good friends I have this close
To me
After over 10 years
11 tours
12 states of sanity
And
13 colonies
One baby's mother
One Baby Gangsta
One Grand Baby Gangsta
T-Money
And a cool baby daddy
And I'm blessed to have had them all
Than many of them have had me
But we all are glad we
Are still around
Holding it down
And what I want to say the most?
Is that I know a few people who are reading this post
Personally
And they know a better part of me
Than most of you know about me
Because
We are all still friends
And family
After all these years
We never stop amazing each other
My brother from another mother
My motherfucker
Shake Speare Chucker
My motherfucker
I owe him my
respect
respect
