Being anal about Scat or skat...lol

Respecting skat? Awl funk that!

Anyone who says they are not into skat?

Don't no crap about that

In fact
They can be quite anal about it

They aint into shit

I mean not even the smell of it

"Fuck that shit!"

*wicked grin*


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What Women Love & Hate About Anal

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By Jasmine Leigh
Relationship Correspondent - Every Saturday

Anal sex is just one of those things:

she either loves it, or she hates it.

There is very little in between. Most women have tried it at some point, and a fair few of them will never dare again despite their hankering to be one of the "lucky ones" who love anal sex.

The reason for this avoidance is clear:

"pain."

If there was no pain, there was probably pleasure.

Hence, love or hate.

It is true, however, that while you're trying to "get it right" there are likely to be some painful moments, practice makes perfect and it's the ability to maneuver oneself and try different styles that allows anal sex to be pleasurable.

We've decided to let you in on what women love and hate about anal sex so you can enter the situation sufficiently informed and ready to rock her world.

the allure of anal sex

For men and women, anal sex is a different, tighter sensation, it's a little bit naughty and it provides some variety to normal sex. Anal sex has a tang of taboo attached to it, though this is falling away: The taboo status of anal sex gives it better credence among the adventuresome and timid alike, and this adds to its attraction. Once tried, however, anal sex can quickly lose its appeal for women (and some men). Here we will discuss some of the reasons why women love and hate anal sex.

why does she love anal sex?

Let's start with the positives:

Because anal sex feels good

Women love anal sex because it can feel absolutely incredible. It's different in sensation and it doesn't feel like anything else she may have felt before -- it's deep inside, it's not her clitoris and is not in her vagina, but feels strangely like both in a sort of mixed-up combination in another part of her body. The rectum, once it's ready, literally swallows the penis up and can't get enough. The back passage transforms itself into a sexual playground. If the clitoris and/or vagina are stimulated while you are inside of her, it can take her to another sexual realm. Anal orgasms are possible.

Because anal sex is naughty

People love to be a little bit naughty sometimes, and anal sex is one of those things you can do completely privately, and nobody will ever know you were naughty except you and your partner -- which is part of the fun. It is also often a "first time for everything" type of activity which can also be nice -- doing something you've never done before, ever.

why does she hate anal sex?

Now for what goes wrong:

Because anal sex hurts

Anal sex is not easy to master when you haven't done it before. For a man it may seem straight forward -- in, out -- but it isn't this simple. Women hate anal sex primarily because it hurts. It can cause cold sweats, shivers, extreme agony, and a massive chemical release into the blood stream that causes pain. This is highly unpleasant, but may be endured because A) She wants to like it; and B) She wants you to like it.

If you're not very careful, if you don't warm her up properly, if you don't go slowly enough, you will probably hurt her. This really minimizes your chances for trying anal sex again. Do your best every time and you have at least a fighting chance at having another go.

Because she's worried about a mess

Anal sex is obviously a hot spot for mess. The idea that you could penetrate her butt and come out in a sticky situation is hugely embarrassing for her before it's even happened, and for this reason she may avoid anal sex altogether. Women spend so much time making themselves look and smell beautiful that to have something ruin her hard work can be mildly devastating. Worrying about mess can be alleviated by using an anal douche before engaging in any anal play. Try taking a shower together too, and make sure her bowels are emptied at least an hour before starting.

There are a few more things women love & hate about anal sex..

important facts about anal sex

Lubricant is essential

The anal canal does not produce its own lubricant, so it is imperative that you use a good quality lubricant in all your anal adventures. It is advisable to use a silicon-based lubricant because they tend to last longer and don't dry up very quickly like some water-based lubricants do. Don't use sticky petroleum-based products like Vaseline, as they clog up the walls of the rectum and are much too sticky.

Tease her

It is very important that she is very turned .. you even go near her butt. When she's turned on, her body is much more open to you than if you she is only mildly turned on. She needs to be aching for you to touch her there. Then, when you start to touch her closer to her anus, she will respond with moans and groans instead of a tense grimace. Rub her body all over with oils, relax her, love her, adore her, and caress her. Get her to the point where she is begging you for it, and do this without putting a single thing in her -- tease, tease, tease. Anticipation is one of the greatest sexual tools we have -- use it to your advantage.

Condoms and hygiene

Disease can be passed through unprotected sex -- this includes anal sex. The wall of the rectum is very thin and permeable. However, using condoms can be better for both partners, for other reasons. Women may not like to have a bottom full of semen, which quite frankly is a fair call. After the disruptions of anal sex, the semen mixes with the contents of the rectum and it can get a little "upset" in there. Using a condom avoids this trouble.

Condoms may also protect the penis from any stray fecal matter, though this is generally not a problem, and if it does occur can be washed off easily with no harm done. Men may like to wear a condom so they last a bit longer -- the condom desensitizes the penis somewhat, and allows for longer lovemaking.

what not to do

Do not ever put your penis into a woman's body without her express permission. Do not treat her body like a scoring device. She is not an object for you to ejaculate in or on, and if she is kind enough to share her beautiful butt with you, treat it with respect and be happy you were allowed close enough to breathe her in at all. Don't ejaculate inside of her if requested not to. Don't slam, jackhammer or be forceful either.

what to always do

Always use lube. Always wear a condom if requested to without acting like a baby. Do as you are asked at all times -- anal sex is a delicate situation and she needs to be able to trust you.

Gender presumptions and anal sex

When a heterosexual couple thinks of anal sex, it is generally man-in-woman anal sex. To get a good understanding of what it's like -- and how to improve your performance -- it is necessary and helpful for you to open your mind to the possibility that anal sex is not something that only you do to your female lover, but something that you could do to each other.

Scared yet? Don't be. If it's good for the goose, it's good for the gander. Anal sex takes a lot of practice to perfect, and experimenting with one another is a fantastic way to deepen your connection and enhance your sex life and relationship. It does not have to involve sex toys. You can use fingers, tongues, oils, lubes, and any number of other things. Experiment, and let your own body be loved. It will pay off.

backdoor shenanigans

Anal sex is many things to many people. Do it right, and you'll get to do it again. Do it wrong, and you may be doomed forever. Well, probably not forever but until she forgets how bad it was the first time around.

There are hundreds of anal sex guides online -- explicit instructions on how to do it right. If you read at least a dozen of them, you'll probably have a good idea about how to start off. The best piece of advice we can give you is to make sure she is hot for it before you start.

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But anal sex is not what this post is about

Or is it?

Butt
Getting the shit fuck out of your ass
Is kinda sexy until the clean up

Or is it?

So when you consider your hard limits
And you want to state what your kink is

Take a moment
And wonder

If your not into water sports
Or golden showers
Butt

You love to make it rain?
*sly grin*

Then
While having anal sex
You should expect
A speck
Of skat
To cum from the back

And the fact
Is that I am a Ass Man
too

I am not a amature

I am the Ass Man

Let it be known

That I have shown

How easy your mind was blown

Just for not believe'n me

As you screamed

"...Is my ass decieve'n me!"

"Because you are sooooo deep in me!"

You are leave'n me no option but to want to cry

And I don't know why

But

"Your dick in my ass is so beautifull!"

Oh my

GOD!

How can you be so skillful?

To make my little hole take all of you so willful

And

Bring such a feeling

As you are dealing my ass such a beat down

And

I love it!

"So shove it harder and deeper baby"

Because you have made me the happiest woman on the planet

Got me

Nasty

Like Janet!

Damnit!

How did you do what you have done to me?

How can this shit be so fun to me?

And the degree of pleasure

I will treasure

For longer than you will ever know

Because my lust for this shit your doing to me

has opened a new door

And

Now I will lust for more

Because

You

Have Dicked open a new door

And I am afriad that I want to be your whore

Your slut!

And you have put your name

on my butt!

I mean not just my whole ass

but

My ass hole

And now I have 3 places to worship you in

My new backdoor friend

Where can I find the words to begin

To thank you

For doin my ass in

Because you are no amature

Now I know

And good lawd!

I can feel you beautiful dick grow

In my ass

And I will stand and tell the whole class

"Let the whole world know"

How I have never felt this way before

And you made that shit happen with ease

You

Didn't even tease me

You just did it

Just to please me

If there was a

Golden Ass Award

You can have it!

Because you are so smooth with it

And you made my ass fit it

Like that dick was made for that hole too

And you are bold boo

To just be hide'n what you know how to do

And that's why I'm

Love'n you

In my ass

damn nigga

'SMH'

You got my pussy mad at my ass

because

I'm a virgin no more

in my last hole

thanx to you boo

And I want to thank you

For all the freaky things you do

to me

You have set my ass free

And I want to thank you

For fuckin me

In the ass!

The Ass Man Cummith

and

He is no amature!

This I know now.

Fa show!

damn...

So what do you really know about kink?

What do you really know about what you know?


Sex is as nasty as your ass can take it

But what is more important

Is knowing how kinky you are willing to respect
How kinky kink can get

And what you have not learned yet




Soft and Wet - Prince



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